RC-CAP-002
01/100
CIVILIAN CAMOUFLAGE
Black Realm Cap
Same shape. Different mood. Reads like night, folds like paperwork.
$55
INCOMING
SHADOW REALM
REALM HQ · EST DAY 5
REALM STATUS: ONLINE
FILE 001 · TRANSMISSION CLEARED
You found
the door.
Realm HQ runs on nuttar water, dry humour and the last two brain cells in Bungonia. You're inside now. Wipe your feet.
CURRENT FIELD ISSUE / DROP 001
White Realm Certified Cap
Six-panel. Structured. Suspiciously clean. Field-tested at 3:17am somewhere near Crestwood.
CLASSIFICATION · CIVILIAN CAMOUFLAGE
CLEARANCE LEVEL 2 / RC-CAP-001
Wear it. Get asked. Say nothing.
The white cap is the one you wear when you don't feel like explaining yourself. Realm Certified stitched in gold. Nothing else. That's the point.
DISPATCH PENDING · NOT YET LISTED
Physical kit is not on the counter yet. Membership clearance is live in the Shop.
FIELD ISSUE / STANDARD KIT
Equipment for questionable expeditions.
Every unit numbered. Nothing restocked. If you see it, take it.
RC-CAP-002
01/100
RC-BNE-001
02/100
COLD-WEATHER KIT
Field Beanie
Ribbed knit. Folded cuff. Warmth issued grudgingly.
$45
INCOMING
RC-BAG-001
03/100
FIELD CARRIAGE
Realm Tote
Cotton. Reinforced. Carries groceries, evidence, or nothing at all.
$35
INCOMING
RC-ID-014
04/100
ACCESS CREDENTIAL
Personnel Cards
Wallet-sized. Numbered. Not legally binding. Almost.
$20
INCOMING
FROM THE VAULT / DECLASSIFIED
Terminology, mostly on purpose.
Nobody planned the Realm. It happened between the servo and the second beer, and by the time anyone thought to stop it, we were already Certified. internal transmission · file RC-004
DEF · 001
Realm Certified
Adjective. Officially unofficial. Sanctioned by no one relevant. The highest possible rating.
DEF · 002
EST Day 5
Noun. The foundational day. Timeline uncertain. Witnesses unavailable. Ongoing regardless.
DEF · 003
The Boneyard
Noun. Where unsold stock, bad ideas, and abandoned drafts go to reflect. Occasionally exhumed.
DEF · 004
Hot Mutt
Noun. Unofficial mascot. Unofficial reason for most incident reports. Loyal, mostly.
PERSONNEL FILES / ACTIVE ROSTER
Operatives on the books.
Names redacted where legally advisable. Photos taken without consent, apparently.
ROSTER LAST UPDATED · EST DAY 5
OP · 001 / RC-P-MAX
Max
Chaos Liaison
Runs on nuttar water and misplaced confidence. Currently hacked. Situation ongoing.
OP · 002 / RC-P-ZEB
Zeb
Systems / Access Control
Hacked Max. Denies it. Denial itself considered evidence.
OP · 003 / RC-P-BEN
Benny
Nocturnal Retrieval / Gift Recon
Conducts treasure hunts during unusual hours in the hopes to find a gift that may impress you.
OP · 004 / RC-P-COD
Cooked Cody a.k.a. DR. PSYCHOSIS
Logistics / Boneyard
How much more cooked could a cooked Cody look if a cooked Cody could look more cooked?
OP · 005 / RC-P-HAY
Hayden
Signal / Broadcast
Speaks in short sentences. Every one of them ends up quoted.
OP · 006 / RC-P-MRK
Mark
Vehicles / Trade
Underground diamond driller. Although, diamonds are not his favourite rocks.
OP · 007 / RC-P-MTT
Matt
Quiet Operations / Selective Compliance
Hears what you say. Obeys only by choice. Struggles deeply with this one when law enforcement are involved.
OP · 008 / RC-P-ATZ
Atauzi a.k.a. THE FOUNDER
Founder / Realm HQ Origin File
The only Realm Certified Hot Mutt on Day 5. Everything after is downstream.
OP · 009 / RC-P-WZD
Trent a.k.a. THE WIZARD
Cursed Millinery / Backroom Rituals
Refuses to explain the hat. Refuses to remove the hat. Enter incantation range at own risk.
OP · 010 / RC-P-CRW
Mark Cut-It-More Crawfish a.k.a. THE MAN WITH THE WONKY EYE
Perimeter / Window Presence
He… he never leaves… That man. That man with the crooked eye… HE NEVER LEAVES ME ALONE!
LIVE TRANSMISSION / CH 001
CAM STATUS · LIVE FROM THE BONEYARD
Recorded on site. Nothing scripted. If you see yourself, sorry.
REC
CH 001 · LIVE
00:00:00
EST DAY 5
Clips loop until relieved of duty. Broadcasting on channel one for now, forever probably.
CLASSIFIED / ACCESS LADDER · REV 05
Clearance Levels.
Every operative gets sorted. Some drift through the front gate. Others get filed under BONEYARD before their photo dries. Know your level before you try to buy the merch.
LEVEL 01 PRE·REALM
Visitor
Wandered in off the street. Not registered. Not denied. Currently being observed via CAM 04. No merch access, no transmissions, no questions answered.
Access via front gate · no clearance required
LEVEL 02 UNDER REVIEW
Applicant
Filed for clearance. Sitting in the waiting room next to the fridge. Realm HQ is deciding whether you are Realm-adjacent or just lost. Reassessment permitted.
Sit the Realm Certification Test
LEVEL 03 PROVISIONAL
Provisional Clearance
Realm-adjacent tendencies confirmed. Cleared for transmissions and outer Boneyard perimeter. Full field readiness not yet demonstrated. Do not attempt Bungonia solo.
Pass 3 of 6 on the Realm test
LEVEL 04 FULL CLEARANCE
Realm Certified
Cleared for full Realm activity. Boneyard access granted. May carry the crest in public without further authorisation. First-line access to drops, transmissions, and the occasional Hot Mutt sighting.
Pass 5 of 6 · cert on file
LEVEL 05 EST DAY 5
Realm Certified · EST Day 5
Top classification. Registered under EST Day 5 protocol. Direct line to HQ. Priority merch, unreleased transmissions, and Crestwood weather updates whether you want them or not.
Pass 6 of 6 · EST Day 5 seal
BONEYARD DENIED
Access Denied
Assessment failed. Filed under CLASSIFICATION: RAW. Recommend loitering near Realm HQ transmissions until frequencies align. Reapply EST Day 6. Do not attempt to purchase merch under false pretences.
Fail the test · reapply after EST Day 6
Not certified yet? Sit the Realm Certification Test →
FIELD FILES / RECOVERED
Files leak faster than we can seal them.
The Great Flats of Bungonia.
Sixteen kilometres past the last legible sign. The road stops pretending to be a road. What locals call the Flats, HQ files under Zone 04. Nothing grows. Nothing leaves. The wind has an accent.
Operative logs place three transmissions here in the last twelve months. Two are unaccounted for. The third came back changed, refused to speak on record, and now runs the desk on Thursdays.
The full file is redacted in the usual places and legible in exactly one.
FILE STATUS · PARTIAL RECOVERY · CLEARANCE 03
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Realm HQ sends one transmission when a drop lands. No newsletters. No hustle. Just the door creaking open.
One transmission at a time. Unsubscribe when you find your way out.
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